Laughter truly is the best medicine, and what better way to start the day than with a hearty chuckle? We’ve rounded up a collection of hilarious jokes that poke fun at the ups and downs of married life, from cheeky maids to clueless husbands, and even a few unexpected twists.
These jokes are a perfect reminder that humor can be found in the most unexpected places, even in the midst of marital mishaps. So sit back, relax, and enjoy these light-hearted tales that highlight the humorous side of love, life, and the occasional bout of marital mischief. Laughter, after all, is a wonderful way to bond and share joy, and these stories are sure to bring a smile to your face.
Maid for a Raise
The maid asked her boss’s wife for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”
Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
A woman ironing | Source: Pexels
Helen: “Your husband.”
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Who said that?”
Helen: “Your husband.”
Seasoning the food | Source: Pexels
Wife: “Oh.”
Helen: “The third reason is that I am a better lover than you.”
Wife: “Did my husband say that as well?”
Helen: “No, the gardener did.”
Wife: “So, how much do you want?”
Gardener with his harvest | Source: Pexels
Supermarket Surprise
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello, and he’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the woman from my bachelor party that I made love to near the pool and then started crying, realizing I cheated on my wife and beating myself for this?”
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”
Woman talking to a man in a supermarket | Source: Pexels
Six Feet Under Covers
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.”
The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed.
Feet sticking out from under the covers | Source: Midjourney
He turned to his wife: “Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What’s going on?”
“You’re so drunk you miscounted,” said the wife. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there.
The husband climbed out of bed and counted. “One, two, three, four. Damn, you’re right.”
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