Weekend Laughter: 3 Hilarious Tales to Brighten Your Day

Looking for a mood-lifter? These three jokes will have you laughing out loud and forgetting your worries.

1. Granny’s Crying Confession
A walk in the park led to an unexpected encounter with a weeping grandma. She shared her “perfect life,” detailing a young, attentive husband who treated her like royalty.

“He brings me breakfast in bed, massages my feet, and even writes poetry for me!” she said. But then, tearfully, she added, “I can’t remember where I live!” The absurdity left me in stitches, a reminder that sometimes life has its own sense of humor.

2. The Brothers’ Gift Dilemma
Three brothers tried to outdo each other for their mother’s 90th birthday with extravagant gifts. Gerard built a mansion, Howard gifted a Tesla, and Norman sent a parrot that knew the Bible. When their mom sent thank-you notes, her response to Norman was brutal: “You’re the only one who truly understands me. The roast chicken was delicious… but it was pretty small.” His Bible-reciting parrot had ended up as dinner.

3. The 3 a.m. Push Request
One chilly night, my husband answered a knock on our door to find a soaking wet man asking, “Can you give me a push?” When my husband refused, the man sighed and said, “Okay, I’ll try to push myself… but it’s a lot harder when you’re stuck in the mud!”