A Soldier’s Unexpected Encounter with a Wise Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath, he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.”The nun agreed. A moment later, two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?”

The nun replied, “He went that way.”After the Military Police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can’t thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don’t want to go to war in Iraq.”

The nun said, “I understand completely.”The soldier added, “I hope I’m not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!”The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls…. I don’t want to go to Iraq either!”

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