TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?”

The second nun answered, “Indeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.”

“I can handle that without a problem” the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out

the cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.

“We use beer for washing our hair” the nun said, “back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo.”

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: “The curlers are on the house.”

LOL!!

A Priest and a Nun Get Lost in a Blizzard
A priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin.
Being exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.

As a gentleman, the priest said: “Sister, you sleep on the bed. I’ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.”

The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said: “Father, I’m cold.

He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.

Once again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: “Father, I am still very cold.”

He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said: “Father, I’m sooooo cold.”

This time he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said: “Sister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let’s pretend we’re married.”

The nun purred: “That’s fine with me.”

To which the priest yelled out: “Okay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!”

Oh, the beauty of marriage!

Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day!!!

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