There are many different ideas and opinions when it comes to religion.

Some people are going to have very strong feelings in one direction or another, and they can’t help but voice those opinions at times.

When one woman was so happy every morning that she decided to voice her opinion, it got the better of a neighbor

. He didn’t like what she was saying,

so he decided he would interject his opinion, as if it were more valid than hers.

We live in a world that is divided and many people are strongly voicing their opinions at any opportunity.

At least this joke gives us an opportunity to laugh at it!

A religious woman, upon waking up each morning would open her front door, stand on the porch, and scream,

“Praise the Lord.”

This infuriated her atheist neighbor who would always make sure to counter back,

“There is no Lord.”

One morning the atheist neighbor overheard his neighbor praying for food.

Thinking it would be funny, he went and bought her all sorts of groceries and left them on her porch.

The next morning the lady screamed,

“Praise the Lord, who gave me this food.”

The neighbor laughing so hard he could barely get the words out screamed,

“It wasn’t the Lord, it was me.”

The lady without missing a beat screamed,

“Praise the Lord for not only giving me food but making the atheist pay for it!!“