Let’s talk about headaches—those annoying, lingering pains that ruin your mood, your plans, and sometimes your relationships. For one woman, they were a daily nightmare. No pills worked. No fancy oils. No doctor had a clue.
But then, along came Margie.
Margie, the ever-curious friend with wild ideas, suggested something different: a hypnotist.
Sounds kooky, right? But desperate times call for desperate measures. So the woman gave it a shot—and what happened next is both hilarious and a little jaw-dropping.
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall… Fix My Headache Once and for All
The hypnotist didn’t bring out a swinging watch or chant in a spooky voice. Nope, his method was ridiculously simple:
Stand in front of a mirror
Lock eyes with yourself
Repeat: “I do not have a headache. I do not have a headache. I do not have a headache.”
And guess what? Boom—no more headaches. They vanished. Like magic. She was stunned. Grateful. Energized.
You’d think the story ends here, right? Oh, but no. This is just the beginning.
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From Headaches to Bedroom Blues: A Wife’s Bold Suggestion
Feeling fabulous for the first time in years, the woman had a little lightbulb moment. If hypnosis could cure her pain… could it also reignite her husband’s fading spark in the bedroom?
Now, this is where things get spicy.
She turned to him and said, “You haven’t exactly been on fire lately. Why not try the hypnotist too?”
Ouch. That stung a bit—but deep down, he knew she had a point. So off he went. One appointment. One mirror. One mantra.
The Husband Comes Home a Changed Man
And wow, did it work.
He walked through the door with swagger. Confidence radiated off him like cologne. Without a word, he scooped up his wife, carried her to the bedroom, and set the house on fire—figuratively speaking.
After round one, he whispered, “Don’t move. I’ll be right back.”
Curious? Oh yes. But also excited.
Round two? Even better.
“Don’t move. I’ll be right back.”
Again.
Round three? Unbelievable.
But Then Curiosity Took Over
Now, something didn’t feel quite right. After every c session, he kept rushing into the bathroom. What was he doing in there?
Her curiosity morphed into suspicion. So she tiptoed after him, quietly pushed the bathroom door open… and froze.
There he was—staring into the mirror, repeating with deep conviction:
“She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife. She’s not my wife.”
Yep. You read that right.
Hypnosis Backfires: When Positive Thinking Goes Rogue
That hypnosis had worked a little too well.
Instead of boosting confidence or desire for his wife, the poor guy accidentally convinced himself that the woman in his bed was not his actual spouse—which, let’s be honest, explains the sudden fire and fury.
Her reaction?
Let’s just say, she didn’t cry.
She smirked.
And calmly declared, “His funeral is this Sunday.”
A Funny Joke with a Sharp Edge
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Now before you gasp, let’s rewind. This is, of course, a joke—a classic bit of humor that’s made its rounds on the internet and comedy stages. But like all great jokes, it carries a lesson tucked beneath the punchline.
Here’s the takeaway: Be very, very careful what you plant in your mind.
Words matter. Thoughts matter. And when you add something powerful like hypnosis or repetition into the mix, your brain takes those words seriously.
The True Message Behind the Laughter
Beyond the belly laughs, this story sneaks in a clever message: Don’t mess with the power of the mind unless you know exactly what you’re doing.
And maybe… just maybe… double-check your mantras before whispering them in the mirror.
Conclusion: When Self-Talk Becomes Side-Splitting
“The woman and the hypnotist” tale is more than just a funny story—it’s a reminder that even the most well-intentioned fixes can go hilariously sideways. It’s witty, outrageous, and full of unexpected turns.
So next time someone suggests hypnosis for your headaches or your love life, remember: be clear, be specific, and for heaven’s sake, make sure the reflection knows who you are.
And if all else fails, laugh about it. Because sometimes, a good joke really is the best medicine.