Her beauty and charm leave everyone in the room speechless. She clings to Bob’s arm, hanging on his every word as if he’s the most fascinating man in the world.

His buddies at the club are in shock. They pull him aside and ask, “Bob, how’d you land a girlfriend like that?”

Bob grins and says, “Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

His friends are floored but can’t resist asking, “How on earth did you convince her to marry you?”

Bob leans in with a sly smile and says, “I lied about my age.”

They nod knowingly. “Ah, you told her you were 50?”

Bob chuckles and replies, “Nope, I told her I was 90.”

A young man asked a rich old man how he made his money.

“Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last $10.

I invested that $10 in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and at the end of the day, I sold the apple for $20.

The next morning, I invested that $20 in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them for $30 each.

I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I’d accumulated a fair fortune for back then…..

Then my wife’s father died and left us two $2 million dollars!”