A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
‘Hurry,’ she said, ‘stand in the corner.’
[start-read-more]She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. ‘Don’t move until I tell you,’ she said.
‘Pretend you’re a statue.’
‘What’s this?’ the husband inquired as he entered the room. ‘Oh, it’s a statue,’ she replied.
‘The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.’ No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.
‘Here, have this’ he gives the sandwich and beer to the statue.
Then he said to the statue: ‘I stood like that for two days at the Smiths house and nobody offered me anything!![end-read-more]
