Everyone needs some comedic relief once in a while, and the following ten stories about different drivers will have you cracking up in no time! Grab a beverage and delve into these tales, they’re guaranteed to have you splitting your sides!
We can bet good money these stories will have you howling within seconds. From jokes about two elderly women driving together to a truck driver with a talking emu, buckle up because you’re in for a ride!
Heaven Is Not for Everyone
A priest and a taxi driver both passed away on the same day and found themselves at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter was waiting for them.
Please follow me,” St. Peter said to the taxi driver, waving his hand.
The taxi driver followed obediently, and soon St. Peter led him to a massive mansion. It had everything one could imagine: an indoor theater, a heated pool, and even a personal golf course!
Then, St. Peter turned to the priest, who seemed anxious and excited to see where he’d land. St. Peter led him to a small, run-down cabin. Inside was a creaky bunk bed and an old black-and-white TV with spotty reception.
“Excuse me, but isn’t there a mistake?” asked the shocked priest. “I was a PRIEST. I devoted my life to serving the church and spreading God’s word.”
St. Peter nodded thoughtfully. “True, but during your sermons, people fell asleep. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!”
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