A Battle of Wits in the Library

A guy asked a girl in a library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?”

The girl answered with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!”

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and she told him, “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy responded with a loud voice: “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT?!!! THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!!”

…and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears; “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty.”

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