A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn’t serve blondes.
The blonde asks the clerk, “How in the world do you know I am a blonde?”
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,”That’s not a TV, it’s a microwave!”
