No, boss. All I saw was a Mini with two deflated tires.
NEXT JOKE
“A woman with a child in her arms gets on a bus. The driver says:
Oh my, that’s the ugliest child I’ve ever seen. The woman goes to the back of the bus and sits down, fuming with anger.
She turns to the passenger next to her and says:
That driver insulted me terribly. To which the individual replies:
You better go tell him a few things right now, and in the meantime, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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