Once a Blonde was traveling on a train.

He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.

This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, the Blonde deserved more service. So, when the Blonde fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard.

When the station arrived, the Blonde was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.

“What is the matter?” Says his wife.

He replied, “The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else.”

Dentist Office Wake Up

A two-year-old girl, Sally was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist.

Sally kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Sally marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face, and shook her shoulder.

“Mommy,” she yelled, “Wake up! This is not church!”

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

After the man received the full treatment – shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. he placed the boy in the chair.

“I’m going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade,” he said. “I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

When the boy’s haircut was completed and the man still hadn’t returned, the barber said, “Looks like your daddy’s forgotten all about you.”

“That wasn’t my daddy,” said the boy. “He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, ‘Come on, son, we’re gonna get a free haircut!’”

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut.

After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley’s head.

“How you like it?” asked the barber.

“Real fine,” said the redneck. “But how ’bout making it a little longer in the back?”

A girl took her dog to the parlor for a haircut,

and asked what it would cost.

Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.

“I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!”

The groomer replied, “That may be true. But then you don’t bite, do you?“